While he fondled her fanny’s trim bristle,
He said “Would you blow on my whistle?”
She answered “Why not,
If you’ll sing to my twat,
And I might even chew on your gristle!”
Tag: fellatio
One swallow
She might rub it, and give it a shake,
Might go down on him (icing the cake),
But it still doesn’t follow
That one little swallow,
Though sweet, does a boy’s summer make.
Spin
Though his girlfriend was rightly suspicious,
(He’d told her that sperm was nutritious),
At last, with some dread,
She gave in, gave him head,
Swallowed too, and said “Gosh! It’s delicious!”
The patio
Friday nights, when they smooched on the patio,
Most times, a fairly large ratio,
Squeezing one breast,
His spare hand gently pressed
On her head, as she gave him fellatio.
Modern Miss
She’d been wined and dined… drunk and well fed,
In the taxi she’d given him head;
They’d fucked in the toilet,
It seemed it might spoil it,
To boringly just fuck in bed!
The company she keeps
At black masses, young witches consort
With the Devil and lewdly cavort.
They swallow the semens
Of beasts and of demons,
And burn at the stake, if they’re caught.