In America, gals have an ass,
A term vulgar demeaning and crass;
English girls have an arse,
Which, of course, has more class,
As befitting a more refined lass.
Tag: English girls
The secular sikh
Though a right proper sikh, with a turban,
He’d grown rich and gone a bit urban;
He screwed English girls,
Gave them rubies and pearls,
Loved a steak and drank beer and bourbon.