God, she thought, I must have a damn jinx!
A guy gives me the eye, and he winks.
And I think, yeah, that’s good.
I could fuck him! I should!
But we never get further than drinks!
Tag: drinks
Hole-in-one
The best thing about having this hole in one,
Simply, is sex, on the whole, is fun!
Lovely to know
One’s golf partner or pro
Can with ease, after drinks, sink a hole-in-one!
Thoroughly modern
She’s a modern girl, hardly a saint;
Not a model of prim self-restraint,
Stays out late, drinks and smokes,
Dances, flirts with strange blokes,
Thinks virginity silly and quaint.
The off-chance
A girl goes to the pub with a plan;
To attract a nice gullible man,
Who might pay for her drinks,
Whom she’ll kiss, if she thinks
He might fancy a fuck, if he can.