She began to be rather annoyed…
Though at first she’d enjoyed being toyed..
Dildo, brush, bottle, fist,
Baseball bat… a long list…
Her poor cunt would be fucking destroyed!
Tag: dildo
Give me excess of it
She’d end up with a cunt like a crater,
She figured. But later, much later…
Meanwhile, until then,
She’d keep on fucking men,
And her dildos and chunky vibrator!
Survival mode
Poor girl, shipwrecked… survived, but now stranded,
Alone on this beach where she’s landed.
There’s water, there’s food…
What about getting screwed?
Would a stick get her off like a man did?
At a loose end
Young and horny, in need of a root…
And no bloke… Carrot? Some kind of fruit?
Bottle? Bat? Teapot? What?
Her dog, Brutus? Mmmm… not.
Fingers? Fist? Or the toe of a boot!
Maestro
Her breasts lolled underneath the white satin…
His cock, though, refused still to fatten…
So what? He still fucked her,
That sly old conductor,
With swoops, twirls and thrusts of his baton!
Animal, vegetable mineral
Getting-off-wise, she’s not too selective…
Just make herself come’s the objective…
A man if ones handy,
Or else, when she’s randy,
A bottle or carrot’s effective!
Easy to please
Getting-off-wise, she’s not too selective…
Just make herself come’s the objective!
A man, if one’s handy,
Or else, when she’s randy,
A bottle or carrot’s effective.
Ambiguity
Lovely breasts, but ambiguous gender…
A new thrill, thought Madam Big Spender.
Nice cock , to begin…
Then, the more wicked sin,
Cunt-to-cunt on that big double ender!
Home alone
She was sixteen, and bored, home alone…
How to make herself come, on her own?
What to stick up her cunt?
Something chunky and blunt…
Baseball bat? Can of coke? The dog’s bone?
There’s life in the old girl yet!
My Aunt Mary, a bit of a shocker,
Improved the design of her rocker…
A big wooden prick,
Through a hole, on a stick…
And renamed it Aunt M’s auto-cocker!