Aussie men love to give their mates nicknames,
Some funny, some stupidly sick names;
It’s fun round the bar,
And some blokes go so far
As to also give each other’s dick names.
Tag: dick
Best laid plans
Though he tried out his best corny pick-up,
The girl whom he fancied his dick up
Said “No thanks. Get fucked,
I’m a bloke, nipped and tucked.”
Best laid plans tend to oft strike a hiccup!
Stroppy
The girl had good cause to be stroppy;
Frustrated, her fanny all sloppy,
And he, this great dork,
After all his big talk,
With his dick bloody useless and floppy!