Though the Bible does say not to covet
Thy neighbour’s wife, wouldn’t she love it?
He’s willing to bet
She’d be lovely and wet
Where he so much desires to shove it!
Tag: covet
Thou shalt not covet
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife,
Nor his ox, nor his ass. (Get a life!)
Nor his man-servant. (Why?)
Nor his maidservant. (Sigh.)
It’s too silly, so coveting’s rife!