In the cot, he was less than adept,
Which she didn’t mind too much, except
That, with all his shortcomings,
His boasts and chest-drummings
She found rather hard to accept!
Tag: cot
Nobody's perfect
Every woman has certain small flaws,
Which a man, if he’s prudent, ignores.
She’s flat-chested? So what,
If she’s good in the cot?
And for God’s sake, avoid giving scores!