He’d be dead, if a girl’s look could kill!
Fuck! he said. Shit occurs. Condoms spill…
Or get ruptured… and stuff…
It’s not good, fair enough,
But, like, go take a douche, babe. Just chill!
Tag: condoms
On the market
No damn bra, short dress, strap off her shoulder,
Lip gloss, pancake rouge, pout and smoulder!
Mouth spray, condoms, key,
Cigarettes, fake ID.
In the right light, she’ll pass for much older!
Relative merit
How on earth did that old myth begin,
That a girl shouldn’t root kith and kin?
What with condoms and such,
Does it matter so much,
Whose damn cock she ends up with within?
A yearning for romance
They used condoms, to keep it hygenic;
Their techniques were, well, callisthenic.
The guy’s cock looked odd;
He was fat, too! Thank God
That the girl was at least photogenic.