She’s a tall girl, who swims and plays hockey;
Her boyfriend’s built more like a jockey.
One’s led to surmise
That he’s big for his size,
And, in more ways than one, pretty cocky!
Tag: big penis
Clothes maketh not the man
Cowboy hat, boots, big buckle, quite phoney.
Tall, gangling, bow-legged and bony.
Nice smile though, she thought;
Yes, a bloody good sort.
As it turned out, too, hung like a pony!
Getting to the point
He was hung like a horse, so she heard,
She invited him in, undeterred.
First a gin, to relax,
And then down to tin tacks;
Arse or pussy? Whiche’er he preferred!
Testing her limits
Black boys’ cocks! Halfway down their damn thighs!
Why don’t white boys have peckers that size?
Would a black penis fit
In her little white slit?
Well, she won’t ever know, till she tries!
Taurus and Virgo
The poor girl was, herself, all for quitting…
Him rubbing and licking and spitting;
And poking again,
And again. Bloody men!
So bull-headed! It wasn’t quite fitting.
Beyond the call of duty
Though the chap was superbly endowed,
She was plucky, the lass, quite uncowed.
Yes, she’d fuck him, she swore,
Front and back, and what’s more,
All ten inches, she recklessly vowed!
Dork
Round the docks he was known as The Dork,
A bit awkward, a curious walk,
But the talk of the town
Was of what dangled down
His right trouser leg; three pounds of pork!
A bit awkward, a curious walk,
But the talk of the town
Was of what dangled down
His right trouser leg; three pounds of pork!
First impressions
She caught sight of the size of his stalk;
Her eyes bulged, and she let out a squawk!
Later, telling her sister,
“I said”, she said, “Mister,
To fuck that I’d give my right nork!
Picking and choosing
With both hands she took hold of his shaft.
“Like a pick handle, boyo!” she laughed.
“Such a knob! Fuck me puce!
To not put it to use
A damn woman would have to be daft!”
Onomatopoeia
Then he whipped out his penis, flip-flop!
He was hung like a donkey! Clip-clop!
Could she get any wetter?
The sooner the better!
Wham-bam! Up her pussy! Slip-slop!