Well… the sex, on the whole, had been ghastly…
His huge cock, his roughness, and lastly…
Good lord! Simply heinous…
He’d fucked her damn anus…
The cad… which offended her vastly!
Tag: big cock
Sleeve length
Panting, sweating, her broad bosom heaved…
Thrilled, exultant… and somewhat relieved,
Smugly satisfied, spent,,,
Her cunt stretched like a tent…
But his huge penis snugly ensleeved!
Exponential growth
He had quite a nice penis, potentially…
Rubbing, it grew exponentially!
Mmm… yes indeed…
All a woman could need!
“So, let’s see how it fits,” she said, wenchily!
With mustard
He was so big she thought she might burst…
Fuck your cock and fuck fucking she cursed!
Take it out, your damn prick… I’ll
Just use a damn pickle…
Or sausage, if wurst comes to wurst!
Check… mate!
He was huge, he was hard, he was hot.
She, alas, had too tiny a twat.
They had reached an impasse,
Till she offered her arse,
Which, though virginal, took the whole lot!
Alley cat
Though it looked much too big for her belly,
By using petroleum jelly,
Determined to screw it,
Before she quite knew it,
She found it was right up her alley!
Eyes bigger than her belly
She said “God, though its big, I can take it!
You think it won’t fit, but I’ll make it,
With mucus and spit,
Though my fanny may split!
Stick it in, till I burst, or you break it!”
Madame Bovary
That adulterous slut, Madame Bovary
Could take it right up to the ovary.
To her lover she chuckled,
“My husband, fool cuckold,
Thinks he’s big, but he isn’t, so very!”
Mission accomplished
“It’s just more than I think I can bear!”
Cried Miss Argyle, “My fanny will tear!”
But so great was his ardour,
He only pressed harder,
And made it with inches to spare!
Trepidation
Said the shy and demure Miss Fay
With a cry of the utmost dismay,
“Though I’ve done it before,
And it’s not made me sore,
By it’s size, I’m concerned that this may!”