Perspective

“Gosh, it’s awfully big,” she said cutely…
“Too big!” she cried, quite astutely.
“Impressive… but shit…
I don’t think it will fit!”
“Oh it will…” he said. “Yes, absolutely!”

Faux pas

Look, she said, I don’t want to seem priggish…
Your conduct, however’s been piggish…
To tear off my dress…
Damned outrageous… but yes,
As you quite rightly said, your cock’s biggish.

Discretion

Though not wishing to cause him offence,
The guy’s cock was just fucking immense!
Could it possibly fit
In her tight little slit?
Would to try even make any sense?