Though the Bible does say not to covet
Thy neighbour’s wife, wouldn’t she love it?
He’s willing to bet
She’d be lovely and wet
Where he so much desires to shove it!
Tag: bible
The missionary position
Though he’s threatened to sue us for libel;
Despite what it says in the Bible,
A young dusky maid
Turned his head, I’m afraid;
He forgot about God and went tribal!