Jed and Otis, twin brothers, inbred,
Lacking women, screwed livestock instead,
Or their sisters or mother,
And sometimes each other,
Most times in the barn or the shed.
Tag: bestiality
Red Riding Hood
The wolf sprang upon Red Riding Hood,
Naked, romping about in the wood,
Forced her down on all fours;
Big wolf cock, fangs, jaws, claws,
And bad breath! But, by God, it felt good!
Goldilocks and the bears
Goldilocks had a thing about bears.
While they slept, she’d sneak into their lairs;
If you like the fit tight,
A big bear prick’s just right!
“Kind of weird,” she thought, “but who cares?”
Leda and the swan
Leda lay on the bank, pale and wan,
Pride and virtue and dignity gone:
She exclaimed “What’s the use
Of resistance, if Zeus
Wants to fuck me, dressed up as a swan?”