Though her arse and her tits might be sagging,
She still loves a bloody good shagging…
Her pussy’s still hot,
She’ll do anal , the lot,
Take your cock down her throat without gagging!
Tag: anal
Her mother’s advice
Of course, most women cheat, said her Mum…
Only, love, just take care when they come…
A stray root, now and then…
It’s the how and the when…
Safest thing’s take his cock up yer bum!
Shit happens
Did he not think it felt a bit tight…
That, somehow, something wasn’t quite right?
Was it just a mistake,
Being not quite awake?
Or he buggered her out of plain spite!
The long and the short of it
She was too short, or he was too tall, so
He picked her up, back to the wall, so
She dropped on his cock,
Swollen hard as a rock,
First her cunt, and her arsehole then, also.
The seat of power
With good roots being, shall we say, sparse,
She mused, though one’s, of course, upper class,
One makes do, as one must,
To one’s utmost disgust,
Being fucked up one’s virginal arse.
Proximity
Their relationship still only nascent,
She shouldn’t have been so complacent…
He fucked, bless my soul,
Not the usual hole,
But the other, behind and adjacent!
Multi-tasking
Girls these days can be had for the asking,
Their inner sluts, ripe for unmasking!
Blow job? Up the arse?
Fuck the whole goddam class?
Not a problem. It’s just multi-tasking.
Square peg
The fuck came to a juddering halt…
“That’s the wrong fucking hole, you great dolt!”
She exclaimed. Such a shame…
It had felt just the same…
It was dark… It was hardly his fault.
Putting him in his place
Keep away from my arse, you damn fool!
She exclaimed. It’s not funny, nor cool.
Cunts are made to be rooted.
One’s arsehole is suited
For naught but the passing of stool!
Where no man has gone before
He could see why she might be annoyed…
On full thrust, plunging into the void…
Gone off course… lost control…
Strayed into her black hole!
One might say she was not overjoyed.