She’d been having a sneaky affair,
And she’d just had a bit of a scare,
When her husband found out
She’d been fucking about,
Although not with whom, not when or where.
Tag: affair
A close thing
She’d been having a bit of a fling…
She’d been almost found out… a close thing!
All the more fun, she thought,
Having been almost caught…
And her husband, poor jerk, on a string!
Moving on
She moved on from affair to affair…
It would seem that she hadn’t a care!
Broken heart? Marriage wrecked?
One was led to suspect,
If at all she was barely aware!
Une affaire
Her affair had been just short and sweet…
Who’d have thought her the damn sort to cheat
On her husband? Not she!
But it turned out to be
An experience one ought repeat!
French kisses
If you get a chance, have an affaire
With a French girl, a maid or au-pair;
They like sex, comme tu sais,
Two or three times a day,
Anytime, anyhow, anywhere!