A good wife… though she strayed now and then…
Rooted many and various men…
She still cleaned, she still cooked,
And took care how she looked…
Fucked her husband too, now and again.
Tag: adultery
Mind games
“You can have me,” she says with a wink.
“Would your husband not mind, do you think?”
“Yes”, she says. “If he knew…
He’d kill me then kill you.”
And his cock starts to rapidly shrink.
Her mother’s advice
Of course, most women cheat, said her Mum…
Only, love, just take care when they come…
A stray root, now and then…
It’s the how and the when…
Safest thing’s take his cock up yer bum!
Philanderer
He protested, of course, he’d been slandered…
To say he’d played loose and philandered…
Fucked other men’s wives?
Ruined young women’s lives?
But the bastard had been caught red-handed!
A close thing
She’d been having a bit of a fling…
She’d been almost found out… a close thing!
All the more fun, she thought,
Having been almost caught…
And her husband, poor jerk, on a string!
Indiscretion
“I’ve done something a bit indiscreet,”
She said. “Not that it’s like me to cheat…
Though I know that you do…
So I thought that I’d screw
A small group of your buddies, my sweet!”
Une affaire
Her affair had been just short and sweet…
Who’d have thought her the damn sort to cheat
On her husband? Not she!
But it turned out to be
An experience one ought repeat!
Tweet bloody tweet!
She was quite understandably bitter,
To find out the worst on damn twitter…
Kids tucked into bed…
Found a message that said
“Yo! @badguys. Just fucked my kids’ sitter!
For better, for worse
Her drunk husband, with whom she’d grown bored,
Lay beside her and farted and snored.
She was tempted to leave him,
Cuckold him, deceive him…
A dream she was moving toward.
Compromising
His wife naked, her limbs intertwined,
With the man’s. He was startled to find,
Although caught in the act,
That he didn’t, in fact,
Feel angry, or even much mind!