Husband dead, drunken bastard, unmourned,
Jewels, fine clothes and bonnets long pawned,
And still young, more’s the shame!
So she went on the game,
Lovely body, most nights, unadorned!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Sideshow Alley
Sideshows, freaks, all the fun of the fair,
Tattooed lady, her titties all bare!
For a buck on the side,
She’ll lie back, open wide,
To show snakes and rude words, tattooed there!
The secret life of religious fundamentalists
She made love with a strange sort of zeal,
A passion she couldn’t conceal.
It seemed, although odd,
She’d forget about God,
And get off doing something more real!
Over it
Ruined woman. The usual tale,
Of love misplaced, sex and betrayal.
She made up her mind
That she’d go out and find
A new lover, but maybe not male.
Funny business
Sex was quite fun, according to rumour.
Her girlfriend, an avid consumer,
Said try it with toys,
And then move on to boys,
Which quite tickled her sick sense of humour!
Puzzlement
What a problem the poor fellow faces;
Undressed, her mysterious places
Uncovered, laid bare,
A blank canvas, but where,
How begin, though, to fill in the spaces?
Brides of Christ
Sister Frances, while at her devotions,
Was prone to erotic emotions;
How painfully odd,
Being married to God!
One of many strange Catholic notions!
Inscrutablity
International carnal relations,
At least in the east Asian nations,
At times involve tricks
With those damn little sticks
And consumption of uncooked crustaceans!
Misgivings
On the whole she thought sex over-rated.
The stains and the mess it created!
One’s parts on display,
The undignified way
One was treated! That’s what she most hated.
Unfair competition
In a glade in a forest, a dryad,
A young human girl and a naiad
Made love to a satyr;
The girl told me later
He did it much better than I had!