An unfortunate woman called Laura
Made love to a fellow who tore her.
Said he, “It’s much better,
The second time’s wetter.”
Quite true, but it just made her sorer!
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An unfortunate woman called Laura
Made love to a fellow who tore her.
Said he, “It’s much better,
The second time’s wetter.”
Quite true, but it just made her sorer!