The poor cook was forever on guard,
Since his lordship was constantly hard…
Tits kept well out of sight
Arse and pussy kept tight,
Ready greased with some dripping or lard.
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The poor cook was forever on guard,
Since his lordship was constantly hard…
Tits kept well out of sight
Arse and pussy kept tight,
Ready greased with some dripping or lard.