Just when sex was, like, getting ho hum…
What a cock! Fee fi fo fucking fum!
Like an elephant’s trunk…
Squirting gallons of gunk…
And no cum ever tasted so yum!
Month: January 2021
Too late
He’s been at her for weeks, without let-up…
Now, there, in his faux leather get-up…
His mask and big whip,
He says “Okay bitch, strip!”
God, she’d known the whole thing was a set-up!
Fourteen
He’d perhaps have been rather more keen,
Had the girl not been only fourteen…
He was tempted, alright
But was worried there might
Have been shit happen, all unforeseen.
Opportunist
“Fuckin perv! Whatcha lookin at dude?
Wanna fuck? Well I ain’t in the mood!
Get an eyeful?” she said.
“Go and fuckin drop dead!”
But by then she’d already been screwed.
Philanderer
He protested, of course, he’d been slandered…
To say he’d played loose and philandered…
Fucked other men’s wives?
Ruined young women’s lives?
But the bastard had been caught red-handed!