“God! Your cock’s too damn big to be true!
It’s like having a sword run me through!”
She cried, panting, wide-eyed,
“And it’s all up inside…
Though I thought it might split me in two!”
Month: September 2020
Cold water
He slid over, said “What are you drinking?
Champagne perhaps, miss?” he said, winking.
“Fuck off,” she replied
“Sorry, darling!” he lied,
And retreated, cock rapidly shrinking.
Artistic sensibility
She considered herself an artiste…
He was grabbing her tits, the damn beast!
She jumped up off his lap,
Turned and gave him a slap…
Which was some satisfaction at least!
Urgency
“Goodness me!” she thought, hurriedly dressing.
“So quick… and so rough… quite distressing!
Poor chap! Well, god knows…
He was drunk, I suppose,
And his need for a fuck rather pressing!”
Zoology
“Fucking big?” she exclaimed with a laugh…
“Like the neck of a fucking giraffe!
Like an elephant’s trunk!
Fuck! Thank god I was drunk!
Fucking damn near split me in half!”