“Get your arse on the table and squat!
Spread your cheeks… let me see what you’ve got!”
He said. “Yeah, spread ’em wide,
So a man can decide
Which to fuck, your butthole, or your slot!”
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“Get your arse on the table and squat!
Spread your cheeks… let me see what you’ve got!”
He said. “Yeah, spread ’em wide,
So a man can decide
Which to fuck, your butthole, or your slot!”