She’d run off with her fencing instructor,
(In fact, just a ruse, to abduct her!)
So dashing, so handsome!
To hold her for ransom!
She’d thought they’d go home when he’d fucked her
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She’d run off with her fencing instructor,
(In fact, just a ruse, to abduct her!)
So dashing, so handsome!
To hold her for ransom!
She’d thought they’d go home when he’d fucked her