“Put yer panties back on, ya big sook!
Ain’t no harm in just havin’ a look!”
He said. “I showed ya mine!
Ya don’t want a root? Fine!
Fook off then! I don’t give a damn fook!”
Month: March 2018
Golf widow
A golf widow, a bit of a nutter,
Thought “Fuck him! I’ll fuck with his putter!”
She stole it that night,
And took wicked delight,
Getting off on it, greased with some butter!
Beard rash
Though he knows that her pleasure would double,
To lick her cunt seems too much trouble.
God knows, he’s well hung!
Why risk cramp of the tongue,
And a rash from her damn pussy stubble?
In depth analysis
A bit emo, a screamer and weeper,
But still, as fucks go, she’s a keeper!
Despite all the noise,
You can tell she enjoys
Being slammed into harder and deeper!