When Salome let slip her last veil,
Drunk Herod, a red-blooded male,
Said “Fuck! That was great!
Here’s John’s head on a plate!”
Sex and booze, women know, never fail.
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When Salome let slip her last veil,
Drunk Herod, a red-blooded male,
Said “Fuck! That was great!
Here’s John’s head on a plate!”
Sex and booze, women know, never fail.