“Girl,” said Gran, “Choose a man who’s well hung,
And get plenty of sex, while you’re young.
When you’re old and decayed,
Then you’ll wish you’d been laid
More and better, and been less high-strung.
Month: May 2012
The plumber
“One who measures one’s depth is a plumber,”
She thought, feeling glummer and glummer.
“He’s plumbed me all day,
In his tradesman-like way,
In fact, day and night, most of the summer!”