At a party, he’d schmooze and he’d mingle,
And sniff out a girl who was single;
At once he could tell,
From her eyes and her smell,
And the end of his penis would tingle.
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At a party, he’d schmooze and he’d mingle,
And sniff out a girl who was single;
At once he could tell,
From her eyes and her smell,
And the end of his penis would tingle.