She came twice, and said “God, that was fun!”
He said “Was? Girl, I’ve only begun!
Lie back down, and I’ll do you
So well, when I’m through, you
Will know you’ve been thoroughly done!”
Month: September 2011
Hairstyles
Once a girl had a quaint pussy-beard,
But these days they’ve all disappeared.
They’re bald or they’re bristled;
Back then I’d have whistled,
But now I just think they look weird!
Strike one
She grumped “All you ridiculous men, you
Think women are just a sports venue,
For sex when you like:
Well, I’m going on strike!
Fucks and blow jobs are now off the menu!”
Multiple choice
When she hung out the “Do not disturb”,
They had sex that was rather superb,
On the floor, on the bed,
From her A to her Z
She was licked, kissed, poked, fucked, ….. (insert verb).
On parade
She paraded, bare-chested, big-breasted,
Some prude said she should be arrested!
A crowd gathered, leering,
She basked in the cheering,
And took off her shorts when requested.