She undresses; he stammers and gawks,
His heart thumps, his eyes hang out on stalks.
She says “What? Still half-dressed?
Shall I help with the rest?”
“Yes, and don’t start without me!” he squawks.
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She undresses; he stammers and gawks,
His heart thumps, his eyes hang out on stalks.
She says “What? Still half-dressed?
Shall I help with the rest?”
“Yes, and don’t start without me!” he squawks.